Oil War Results
What is the average embedded hack going do now the oil war is over? 2 months of front line action: the anecdotes, the shrapnel, the scars the close working bond with the US & UKs finest killing machine components.
Sure is going to be one hell of a comedown. Meanwhile, back in reality, the results of the conflict continue to tumble in.
Many questions remain unanswered:
1/ Where is Saddam?
2/ What happened to the 125,000 Elite Republican Guards (see Bill Hicks)?
3/ Who were the mysterious guys with keys who appeared at every major museum safe at just the right time?
4/ Where are the WMD?
5/ Who lied the most?
6/ How long are they going to stay?
7/ Who will they install in place of the old regime?
8/ Where have all the holy relics gone?
9/ Who were the winners in all this?
10/ Whos next?
(11/) Psst wanna buy a barrel or two real cheap.
Only George W Bush & the CIA have the answers maybe theyd like to get in touch & give us an exclusive.
In the meantime, if I was Syrian, North Korean or an inhabitant of any of the Stans, Id be looking into relocating rapidly.
The game plan rolls on the US economy will rise from the ashes GWB will be returned the master race will prevail.
The end of days.
The Reverend Jimmy Jazz 26/04/03