Hey Ho Lets Go.
Re-brand, re-package, re-evaluate pick a new slot on the shelf, bozos, & quit licking those wounds. You suck - youve sucked for so long you stink of stale corporate semen pretty soon youll be obsolete.
Colonic irrigation, stylistic segregation, egotistic masturbation check out the critics profiles (does my over-blown sense of my own importance look big in this?).
Bobbing in a sea of mediocrity, inflatable material, distress-flare communiqué - stained, defeated & utterly irrelevant. The only thing bigger than my portfolio is my expense account.
Standing in the middle of the road means youre gonna get hit by traffik from both directions living up the arse of a monster means youre gonna drown in shit whenever it eats a Madras. Whip me, beat me, fuck me, bite me, kick me, piss on me, shit on my mini-disc playa & come in my mouth - & when youre finished, make sure my 1st class air fare to SXSW is on my desk, pronto the review is written Ill catch the act later.
The 100 best top 100 best opinions of all time objective, subjective check what arrived this AM in the post. The list was compiled according to how many £s worth of gratuities a label had showered on us over a period of 50 years the number of all expenses paid foreign jaunts our hacks had failed to declare on their tax returns since 1952.
Music is far too important to be left to musicians ditto music journalism. Which side of the fence are you on?
Marquee Smith April - 2002